The reason children do not go through puberty until at least 12…

Oliver: I want to grow be a grown up now.
Mom: But Oliver, being a kid is great, too. You should enjoying being a kid while you still can. Why do you want to be all grown up?
Oliver: So that I can have babies, too.
Mom: Oh Oliver, that is so sweet, but what would you do with a baby?
Oliver: [With that mischievous look of naughty gears turning in his head] I would… put it in a cement mixer! And then put it on the train tracks!

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